October 3, 2007
Psychoanalyze Yourself
Psychoanalyze Yourself. Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating!)
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- You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
- You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind?
- What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
- You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream home how big is the house?
- Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
- You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table. What’s on it?
- You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
- What do you do with the cup?
- You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself at a beautiful pond. How big is it?
- How will you cross the water?
don't look if you haven't answered here's the key to your psyche.....
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March 5, 2007
another amusing medical story
A patient, let's call her Mrs. Smith, came into the room for an x-ray. I greeted her and asked her to lie down on the table. The x-ray plate was put into place and I went behind the screen. I had to ask her to remove her underpants – "please remove your underpants." No answer. I repeated my request. No answer. Then I said, "I realize, Mrs. Smith that this is unpleasant, it won't take long, but please remove your underpants."
"Oh, doctor," she said, "I thought you were talking to the nurse."
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"Oh, doctor," she said, "I thought you were talking to the nurse."
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February 28, 2007
Beverly Hills Plastic Surgery
Julia's plastic surgery
A woman named Julia from Beverly Hills had a heart attack while out shopping one day. She was rushed to the hospital where, on the operating table, she had a near-death experience.
God appeared to her and, since Julia was worried about what that meant, she asked, "Is this it? Is my life over?"
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February 10, 2007
Embarrassing Medical Exams
These are the Embarrassing kind of mistakes that turns a doctor into a plastic surgeon.
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs ---and I was in the wrong one. So I shortly after moved my practice and am now doing Beverly Hills plastic surgery.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, Beverly Hills, CA.
2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient.
Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Who is now practicing plastic surgery in Seattle, WA
3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg who specializes in cosmetic surgery in Los Angeles, CA.
4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. "Which one?" I asked. "The patch, the nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!" I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair who is now performing plastic surgery in San Diego, CA.
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