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May 23, 2008
Launching a New Boat Goes Bad
One 65' custom-built motor yacht replete with 4 staterooms, state-of-the-art OK CB...Hope your luck is a lot better when it is time to launch you yacht...
galley, GPS System and navigation radar, twin supercharged diesel engines, etc.
Cost:........................................ $4,500,000.00
Being prepared for maiden launch. Crane transfer from quayside to water.
Other costs
Crane + rigging + labour engaged for 2 hours.......................................... = $2,500.00
Champagne, chocolate-covered strawberries with cream ................... = $300.00
Music dockside for 'soon-to-be-owners' and a small group of friends.... = $500.00
Photographer to capture the happy moment..................................................... = $350.00
..and then......
Watching from quayside as a ( $55.00 ) faulty turnbuckle on the hoisting rig collapses, the serpentine belt snaps & your dream boat nosedives into the harbor with two corporate representatives [ one in the bridge and the other seen 'hanging' in the stern ] performing the handover routine just prior to inking the final paperwork...
This nifty piece of Office Spam was submitted by JPAC.
Office Spam™ | By Cube Dweller | 10:14 AM
Comments
Priceless!
Posted by: Honjii at June 8, 2008 2:40 PM
Priceless!
Posted by: Honjii at June 8, 2008 2:40 PM
