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October 30, 2007
How To Spot A Redneck Hunter With A DUI Conviction
How To Spot A Redneck Hunter With A DUI Conviction?
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October 23, 2007
Wal-Mart Helps Improve Arkansas Reputation...NOT!
This came from a friend of mine- too funny!!! We had a "going away" party yesterday for a lady at our Little Rock claim office. One of the supervisors called a Wal-Mart and ordered the cake.
He told them to write:
"Best Wishes Suzanne"
and underneath that write
"We will miss you".
As the picture shows, it didn't quite turn out right. It was too funny not to keep it.
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Why men don't write advice columns
Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up.
I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.
He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs. Norma Melia
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October 21, 2007
Ron Paul: Jedi of the Republic
Vote for Ron Paul. Jedi of the Republic.
MMVIII
Constitution
JEDI
of the
Republic
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October 19, 2007
Rudy Giuliani's Push To Save America ...
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Dog For Sale: OR free to good home.
Answers to the name of Dolly.
Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew him as " holy sh*t!! "
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A Little History Quiz: Ominous Sign?
A little history lesson. If you don't know the answer take your best guess. Answer all the questions before looking at the answers. Who said it?
1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
A. Karl Marx
B. Adolph Hitler
C. Joseph Stalin
D. None of the above
2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few...... And to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity."
A. Lenin
B. Mussolini
C. Idi Amin
D. None of the Above
3) "(We) ...can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people."
A. Nikita Khrushev
B. Josef Goebbels
C. Boris Yeltsin
D. None of the above
4) "We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own ... in order to create this common ground."
A. Mao Tse Dung
B. Hugo Chavez
C. Kim Jong Il
D. None of the above
5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed."
A. Karl Marx
B. Lenin
C. Molotov
D. None of the above
6) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy that they are being watched"
A. Pinochet
B. Milosevic
C. Saddam Hussein
D. None of the above
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October 9, 2007
huskies and a polar bear
The photographer was sure that he was going to see the end of his huskies when the polar bear materialized out of the blue, as it were:
But……..something else happened……..
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October 5, 2007
Why Public Schooling Is Better Than Homeschooling
Why Public Schooling Is Better Than Homeschooling ~ Scott Ott
1. Most parents were educated in the underfunded public school system, and so are not smart enough to homeschool their own children.
2. Children who receive one-on-one homeschooling will learn more than others, giving them an unfair advantage in the marketplace. This is undemocratic.
3. How can children learn to defend themselves unless they have to fight off bullies on a daily basis?
4. Ridicule from other children is important to the socialization process.
5. Children in public schools can get more practice "Just Saying No" to drugs, cigarettes and alcohol.
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October 4, 2007
Chinese toy recall...
Another Chinese toy recalled...
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October 3, 2007
Psychoanalyze Yourself
Psychoanalyze Yourself. Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating!)
(enter your answers before you scroll to the bottom)
- You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
- You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind?
- What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
- You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream home how big is the house?
- Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
- You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table. What’s on it?
- You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
- What do you do with the cup?
- You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself at a beautiful pond. How big is it?
- How will you cross the water?
don't look if you haven't answered here's the key to your psyche.....
scroll down
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October 2, 2007
Bubba the Mortician....
A man who just died is delivered to a Kentucky mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. Bubba the mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look very good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives Bubba a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'
The woman returns the next day for the viewing. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to Bubba, 'Whatever the cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, Bubba presents her with the blank check.
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October 1, 2007
How to tell you aren't Mom's favorite
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