Office Spam™

A patient, let's call her Mrs. Smith, came into the room for an x-ray. I greeted her and asked her to lie down on the table. The x-ray plate was put into place and I went behind the screen. I had to ask her to remove her underpants – "please remove your underpants." No answer. I repeated my request. No answer. Then I said, "I realize, Mrs. Smith that this is unpleasant, it won't take long, but please remove your underpants."
"Oh, doctor," she said, "I thought you were talking to the nurse."

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