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March 30, 2007
10 Virgins Waiting for the Misguided Martyrs
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March 28, 2007
Dad can I borrow the car?
New Ferrari for Dad $1,000,000
Son borrows Dad's new car to try out......
and hits Power Pole at 200 MPH.
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March 26, 2007
Great White and a Sea Kayah
Can you say "C-H-U-M?" (for you landlubber types, that’s fish bait).
How to tell if your boat is too small....... Taken from the bridge of an anchored yacht.
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March 23, 2007
Bubba & the tater
Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole, but was never able to attract the girls.
He decided to ask his friend Billy Joe for advice.
"It's those big, baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool," said Billy Joe. "They're years outa style.! Yer best bet is to grab yerself a pair of spandex Speedos about two sizes too little, an' drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm tellin' ya, man, ya'll have all the babes ya want!"
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March 13, 2007
Water Bridge
Water bridge... Over a river!!! Even after you see it, it is still hard to believe ! Water Bridge in Germany.... What a feat! Six years, 500 million euros, 918 meters long.......now this is engineering! This is a channel-bridge over the River Elbe and joins the former East and West Germany, as part of the unification project. It is located in the city of Magdeburg, near Berlin.
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March 12, 2007
Now That Is A Tree
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March 9, 2007
Weeding Out The Weakest
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular attrition of the weakest members.
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Broke Back Mountain Lady
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.
He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots."
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March 7, 2007
New chemical discovery!
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element has been named Governmentium. Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are urrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take over four days to complete.
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Only in Louisiana
For everyone who has endured inept, govt bureacracy.
Only in Louisiana - you have to love this lawyer - It's too good not to share!
Everyone who has ever bought a house will enjoy this. A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client who lost his house in Hurricane Katrina and wanted to rebuild. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to the parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took the Lawyer three months to track down. After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply:
(Actual letter):
"Upon review of your letter adjoining your client's loan application, we note that the request is supported by an Abstract of Title. While we compliment the able manner in which you have prepared and presented the application, we must point out that you have only cleared title to the proposed collateral property back to 1803. Before final approval can be accorded, it will be necessary to clear the title back to its origin."
Annoyed, the lawyer responded as follows:
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March 6, 2007
Chinese eye test
Whoever thought this up is twisted
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March 5, 2007
Tattoos of the geeky kind
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another amusing medical story
A patient, let's call her Mrs. Smith, came into the room for an x-ray. I greeted her and asked her to lie down on the table. The x-ray plate was put into place and I went behind the screen. I had to ask her to remove her underpants – "please remove your underpants." No answer. I repeated my request. No answer. Then I said, "I realize, Mrs. Smith that this is unpleasant, it won't take long, but please remove your underpants."
"Oh, doctor," she said, "I thought you were talking to the nurse."
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"Oh, doctor," she said, "I thought you were talking to the nurse."
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March 2, 2007
Way too much time on their hands
Yes someone had way too much time on their hands. Any guesses as to how many carts are being used?
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March 1, 2007
Dear Abby
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.
All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and bs with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian.
What should I do?
Signed,
Clueless
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Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like one.
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