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February 19, 2007
How To Call The Police When You're old and Don't Move Fast Anymore
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU ' RE OLD AND DONT MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
Within five minute s three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT
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Geriatric Humor | By Cube Dweller | 2:19 PM
Comments
...and then they arrested George for filing a false police report.
Posted by: Sam I am at April 6, 2007 8:11 PM
It's not a true story you fucktard and it's been cycling around the web since 97-98. Why cant there be any honesty in this world or if you honestly do believe this is a "(True Story)" then pleeaase don't breed, please... I'm not milking this, this world is so fucked up because of idiots... Such a great planet, gone to waste... Please just kill yourself.
Posted by: Mithoyn at April 21, 2007 10:48 PM
Yeah. This is a true story my ass.
Here's a google query showing this story in 63 million different places. :)
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Posted by: brian at April 22, 2007 12:06 AM
You both are real fucking retards.
Havent you noticed the blog name... Office SPAM....?
Hate it when people like you really think you are being smart asses and just prove how stupid you are.
You think its not funny...? Go write a book!
Posted by: Jo at March 10, 2009 2:50 PM
Whether this story is true or not it's people that don't have a larger vocabulary than f this and so on that are stupid. There's better ways of saying things.
Posted by: concerned at December 3, 2009 7:35 PM
This piece was cgoent, well-written, and pithy.
Posted by: Matty at July 16, 2011 7:39 PM
