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February 28, 2007
Beverly Hills Plastic Surgery
Julia's plastic surgery
A woman named Julia from Beverly Hills had a heart attack while out shopping one day. She was rushed to the hospital where, on the operating table, she had a near-death experience.
God appeared to her and, since Julia was worried about what that meant, she asked, "Is this it? Is my life over?"
"No, my child," God said. "You have another thirty to forty years to live."
While recovering from her operation, Julia thought about the decades ahead of her and decided to get plastic surgery, so she’d look youthful as she aged. As soon as her doctors gave her the go-ahead, Julia had a face lift, cheek implants, liposuction, collagen shots in her lips, and – after she was well enough – she rushed out to the beauty salon to get a brand new hairstyle and hair color.
Walking out of the salon, she was hit by a speeding car and died. When she arrived in front of God, she said, "I don’t understand.. I thought you said I had another thirty to forty years."
"Oh, Julia!" God said, gasping. "I didn't recognize you."
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Medical Humor | By Cube Dweller | 7:19 AM
Comments
Is the punchline missing or did this just fly over my head?
Posted by: Ben at March 5, 2007 10:16 PM
That is so funny. I forgot the punchline! I have added it now. The punch line was:
"Oh, Julia!" God said, gasping. "I didn't recognize you."
Posted by: cube dweller at March 5, 2007 10:38 PM
