Office Spam™

This nifty piece of Office Spam was submitted by a chattanooga wedding photographer.

I do recall seeing this exact same thing as a 17 yr old applying for McDonalds, but then again, that was probably stolen from somewhere too! :D

Just what I was thinking! They are both probably stolen :p

stolen along with all the pens and post-it notes.

send me a job application from wal-mart

blackmale looking for work

so you guys are so gay. this is so fake.

Not funny at all.

Please forward

Thank for the offer. I'd rather see you fit on that job.

i would enjoy woring for your companie

ha ha .. that was great..

Looking for a job at WALMART

Can you send me a application of WALMART?

yes hey i was writing u about a job i really need i have to take care of my lil brother so i would loved if u write me back

i really would like to have this job so i could get more responsible... I would like to help my mama out...i like dealing with the public and i got great communication skills....

I AM A REALLY HARD WORKER AND NEED A JOB. IM ALWAYS ON TIME WORK ROUND FOOD FOR 26 YEARS. THANK U

Seeking part-time emplyment, currently atending school to become a medical assistand. Preffer overnight stacking, friday, saturday and sunday. Accomplishing,Organized, Respectful.

i'm looking for a cashier job are a customer service.

I am looking for a great job

Keep looking, you won't find it at Wal Mart!

That was the funniest application I ever read... I'am also looking for a Job at Wal-mart. HA HA HA!!!

Dianne Marie Sewell
1246 South Central Park
Chicago, Illinois 60623
(773)-726-1394
deedee166@hotmail.com

Objective: To obtain an entry-level position to utilize my communication skill and gain successful workplace experience.

Education: Manley Career Academy High School
Major: Medical Assistant
Courses: Introduction to Health

Anticipated date of Graduation June 2008

June 2003: Herzl Elementary School
General Courses
Graduated June 17, 2003

Employment: Youth Media Ink (YMI) April Kune 2001-2003
Youth Action Fund (YAF) April Kune 2003-2005

Volunteer: Herzl Elementary School 1994-2003 Chicago, Illinois
Assisting Teacher
Filing Papers
Manley Career Academy Chicago, Illinois
Office Work
Filing Papers
Women of Density
Umoja

Skills: Computer typing
Speed 20 wpm

Personal: Hardworking, good worker, good team work, positive attitude, respectful,
Traits honest, intelligent, and outstanding.

Awards: Manley Career Academy High School Chicago, Illinois
Half Cap
Junior Pinning
Black History
CPR Certificate
CPR License

References: Available upon request

Ms. Zabrina Hutchins
Nursing
1537 South Trumbull
773-216-0202
Chicago, Illinois 60623

Ms. Brenettia Walton
School Clerk
Manley Career Academy
2935 West Polk Street
773-534-6900
Chicago, Illinois 60623

Ms. Jacquelyn Dunn
Counselors
Manley Career Academy
2935 West Polk Street
773-534-6900
Chicago, Illinois 60623

Ms. Tashika Benson
CTA Bus Driver
2722 W. Gladys
773-744-3712
Chicago, Illinois 60623

part time job for friday,saturdy and sunday

i want to work at walmart if thats cool

do you have a thing i have to fill out

im updating my application

https://hiringcenter.walmartstores.com/OnlineHiringCenter/initialPage.jsp

online walmart application for those of you who looked here for it.

and if you REALLY want a job

go to snagajob.com and look

thats how i found MY job

hi ima hard worker always on time i fill out walmart application 3 times but there waz no respond i need this job so bad!

It is funny, stolen, or not.
It was original at some point.
It is funny, butt-wipes.

looking for any open positions,or a cashier

I am interested in being a part-time greeter , I retired and looking ofr something like that are maybe something that is open.

Hey really good application maybe you need to marry

i would like to have this job

Doesn't anyone have anything better to do than look at some old farts bullshit application who they'd never hire anyways? Why not hire the able, like me, for instance?

it look easy to do and nobody sould have a hard time filling it out.

no comments

i would like for yall to hire me cause i need a job bad and working hard trying to fine me job, so i can get on my own.

hi,I am looking for part-time job ,after 5:00 pm to 11:00pm .

Contribute my performance skills to employer goals.Enhance company quality with knowledge,professionalism and efficiency.

i usa joseph looking a full time shueldule at wallmart looketingon boston road

Looking for a job at WALMART

A GOOD WORKER

YES I NEED A JOB TO WORK I'M A GOOD WORKER AND ALSO I HAVE A EXPIERENCE ON CASHIER PLEASE CALL AT THIS NUMBER IS (404)910-2333 THIS IS MY CELL #

I NEED TO WORK I WILL SHOW YOU HOW GOOD WORKERM I AM AND ALSO I HAVE AND EXPIERENCE ON CASHIER FOR 2 YEARS IN MCDONALD'S. PLEASE CALL ME AT THIS NUMBER IS (404)910-2333 THIS IS MY CELL #

its so hard to get in at walmarth

i need a job and i think walmart is a great job, i want to work at walmart because it is a big store in us, they have everything food, clothes, etc.

hi
my name is oaris ortiz im looking for a job,,i have a experience in supervisor i was supervisor on k-mart about 2 years.i have experience in computers,,i work on the private office about 1 year and a half...i have experience in management on areas.....my phone number is...............
718-882-0589

I am looking for job in walmart verobeach

i looking for a part time job as a cashier. i can worked days and nights. i have experience in cashier.

i am looking for a part time as a stocker or cashier i work on week days from 2:15 to 9:00 i am good at putting things back where they go so if you have place for you can reach at my celll its 704 712 4407 my name is michelle nicole wilson aka airel nick name but kown as new new iam seventeen trun eighteen this year i go to vance high school 10th grader i am looking forward for your call

I've seen this before on some other site and every time I come across it I chuckle.

Funny old timer for sure.

me interesaria trabajar para la Compañía de ustede de mostrar mi abilidades mi t profecional capasidad

ARE yall doing any hiring at this time I WOULD LIKE TO WORK FOR WALMART

I have been a customer for walmart for so many years.I have always been attended very kindfull now y would like to make part of the team.make my dream true,looking forward for your call.

i would like to work at walmart.

my name is Katherine Brown i am looking for a job and i am ask you if you"ll hiring i am a very good worker please send me a e-mail back

Busco urgentemente un empleo donde pueda desarrollar mis habilidades, capacidades y que pueda brindar a la compa�ia para la cual trabaje de mi lealtad y seriedad en lo cual me den la oportunidad de desempe�arme; ya sea como cajera o almacen etc. gracias y espero me puedan brindar la oportunidad, gracias!

Busco urgentemente un empleo donde pueda desarrollar mis habilidades, capacidades y que pueda brindar a la compa�ia para la cual trabaje de mi lealtad y seriedad en lo cual me den la oportunidad de desempe�arme; ya sea como cajera o almacen etc. gracias y espero me puedan brindar la oportunidad, gracias!

hey my name is delorise padilla i am a customer of walmart i enjoy shopping there and would like to be work theretin the garden department or the departmen shoes or shocking selfs thank you for reading my app. my number 321 -225-9862 please give me a call i need to work to susport my familly i would like to work morning like the hours of 8am-400 pm and on weekend 8am-3pm thank you

apply for job

I would like a part-time position doing anything. I have college BA.degree in psychology.I am a retiree. I am a responsible and reliable person who enjoys people. I don't look my age but I am a swinger at 73 years of age.I want to supplement my SS.Please consider me.
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I would like to work at wal-mart to bring joy to everyone and know the purpose of good citizenship.
And to be honest, I'm still trying to get in college to major my favorite subjects:science, arts, and writing.