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January 26, 2007
Dear John Letter
THE ABSOLUTE BEST-EVER RESPONSE TO A 'DEAR JOHN' LETTER
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent you.
Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his foellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of the girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope ... along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the file, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
This nifty piece of Office Spam was submitted by a chattanooga wedding photographer.
Military | By Cube Dweller | 9:54 AM
Comments
Good use of someone else's work. This story appears in M*A*S*H
Posted by: Jay at January 27, 2007 2:18 AM
MASH stole it too. The joke has been around at least since the 1880s, acording to Snopes:
http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/photo.asp
Posted by: tim at September 14, 2007 4:17 PM
This is great.
Posted by: Mi Suk at April 5, 2011 4:44 AM
I lol'd.
Posted by: Brandon at January 6, 2012 9:29 PM
