Office Spam™

This is for all you folks buying upside-down Christmas trees this year. I adapted the old song Oh Christmas Tree.

Oh upside-down Christmas tree
Oh upside-down Christmas tree

How messed up are your branches

You look...
So silly now
Because you...
Are upside-down

Upside Down
Christmas Tree

It’s not your fault...
So hang in there
I know...
That it’s not fair

Oh upside-down Christmas tree
Oh upside-down Christmas tree
Your owners are trendy

They think...
That they are cool
But they...
Are only fools

It's just a fad...
And it will pass
Thank goodness...
It won’t last

Oh upside-down Christmas tree
Oh upside-down Christmas tree
Your owners are idiots