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December 23, 2006
marijuana
I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.
Thank you very much for the call, sir.
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and left. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd...did the Sheriff come?
Yeah!
Did they chop your firewood?
"Yep!
Happy Birthday, buddy!
(Rednecks know how to git-ER-dun)
This nifty piece of OfficeSpam was submitted by JPAC.
Office Spam™ | By Cube Dweller | 8:18 AM
Comments
Oh, this totally made my morning. Good story!
Posted by: Spike at December 23, 2006 10:53 AM
Thanks. It made me chuckle as well.
Posted by: Cube Dweller at December 23, 2006 12:42 PM
