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December 1, 2006
A Blonde's Year in Review
A Blonde's Year in Review
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January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight -
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ...Helllooo!!! ... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! -
March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" -
April
Trapped on the Macy's escalator for hours after the power went out!! -
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! -
June
Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. -
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition ..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! -
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm car swamped because soft- top was open. -
September
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? -
October
Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel. -
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! -
December
Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
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