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October 31, 2006
Getting into the Halloween spirit
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October 30, 2006
Redefining Safety in the Workplace
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October 25, 2006
Celebrating 50,000
Wow tonight was the night! It is hard to believe that this little project has generated such interest! It has taken just eight short months for OfficeSpam to reach the 50,000 unique visits mark. I am really excited and want to thank those who have contributed to this little project through submitting OfficeSpam and commenting.
Thank you:
I believe Jon has been the largest contributor here at OfficeSpam, so I will give him the first nod. Please check out his photography site, and yes he is available for hire. Feel free to head over to his site and check out his photos.
I believe the second largest contributor of OfficeSpam is Randall over at the The D'oh's and Woo Hoo's of Life. He has contributed some really good stuff. Including the what to do in a terrorist attack post. Please head over to his site and check out what he is up to.
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New Career: Seniors in the U.S. Army
The U.S. Army is now accepting older recruits so that enlistment goals can be met.
Enlist Now!...Before It's too Late
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Why We Love Children
1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"2) OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."3) KETCHUPA woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."4) MORE NUDITYA little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
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October 24, 2006
World's Largest Manmade Hole
The worlds biggest manmade hole is located in Russia.
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October 16, 2006
Salad Anyone?
This nifty piece of OfficeSpam was submitted by Jon.
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October 13, 2006
The Loving Husband
The undertaker told the husband,
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked,
"Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied,
"Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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Can anyone really be this dumb?
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
--Mariah Carey
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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October 10, 2006
A Funny
A young business man was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said
"Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up drinking."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared. He looked up again and said
"Never mind. I found one."
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October 9, 2006
LEGO CHURCH... YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS
LEGO CHURCH..........
A few quick facts:
How long to build it? It was about a year and a half of planning, building and photographing.
How many pieces of LEGO to build it? more than 75,000
How big is it? About 7 feet by 5 1/2 feet by 30 inches (2.2 m x 1.7 m x .76 m)
How many LEGO people does it seat? 1372
How many windows? 3976
It features a balcony, a Narthex, stairs to the balcony, restrooms, coat rooms, several mosaics a nave, a baptistry, an altar, a crucifix, a pulpit and an elaborate pipe organ.
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October 6, 2006
How to create a new generation of scientists
Picture Career Day at Anytown Elementary School. A nervous man in a lab coat stands at the front of a hostile 8th grade class.
“I’m a scientist,” he explains. “I do research at a big university using the same kind of knowledge you guys are learning in Mrs. Peterson’s science class. Maybe one day some of you will be scientists, too. Does anyone here know they want to be a scientist?”
There is an uncomfortable silence as the 13-year olds glance at one another. The floor is opened for questions. Eventually, one young girl raises her hand if only to relieve the awkwardness.
“What kind of equipment do you use?”
“Good question,” he says with not a small amount of false cheer. “In my current research, I’m using thermographic cameras that detect radiation based on temperature. It’s just like night vision goggles.”
There is a murmur as some heads perk up — the kids have heard of night vision goggles and know that they are used by military personnel and James Bond to kill things. This is good.
“What are you researching?” asks another student.
He clears his throat. “Well, currently my team is studying some of the differences between men and women. Uh, yes, you in the back?”
“What kind of differences?”
He pauses. “Differences in, uh, differences in the way that men and women’s body temperatures react to, uh, certain stimuli.” The students note that the man’s face has turned a vibrant shade of maroon.
“So you watch the men and women get hotter with the night vision goggles?”
“It’s a camera, technically, and . . . yes, yes we do.”
“What are they doing while you watch them?”
The man looks to the teacher for help, but recalls that she took advantage of today’s talk to step out for a coffee and cigarrette. “Well, they’re, uh, they’re watching movies actually.”
“What kind of movies?”
“Um, a lot of different movies . . . ”
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Coach Daryl
A group of high school coaches went to a coaches' retreat. To save money, they had to room together.
No one wanted to room with Coach Daryl because he snored so loudly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one coach room with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first coach slept in Daryl's room and came to breakfast the next morning with tousled hair and bloodshot eyes. One asked, "What happened to you?"
The first coach replied, "Man, that Daryl snored so loud, I couldn't sleep, so I watched him snore all night."
The next night it was a different coach's turn. The following morning, the same thing happened as the second coach appeared with hair standing up and eyes bloodshot. One asked, "What happened to you? You look awful!"
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October 4, 2006
Why most men are Republicans
This nifty piece of OfficeSpam was submitted by Jon.
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October 2, 2006
Hell Explained
HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
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Best for sale ad EVER!!!
Post Date: Aug 7th, 2006
Expire Date: Sep 6th, 2006
$10,000 06' Suzuki GSXR 1000
Farmington , UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006
2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought .
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