« A once in forever event |
Main
| Why you should wear PJ's »
April 21, 2006
Test for Dementia
Below are
four (4)
questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You
can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.
OK?
Let's
find out just how clever you really
are....
Ready?
GO!!! (scroll
down)
First
Question:
You
are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Answer:
If you answered that you are first, then you are
Absolutely wrong! If
you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are
second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second
question,
But don't take as much time as you took for
the first question, OK?
Second
Question:
If
you overtake the last person, then you
are...?
(scroll
down)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.
Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST
Person?
You're not very good at this, are
you?
Third
Question:
Very
tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use
paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another
1000
.
Now add 30.
Add another 1000.
Now add 20.
Now add another 1000
Now
add 10.
What is the total?
Scroll
down for answer.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did
you get 5000?
The
correct answer is actually 4100.
If
you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is
definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question
right....
....Maybe.
Fourth
Question:
Mary's
father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What
is the name of the fifth daughter?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did
you Answer
Nunu?
NO!
Of course it isn't.
Her name is
Mary.
Read
the question again!
Okay,
now the bonus round:
A
mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush.
By
Imitating
the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
Expresses himself to
the shopkeeper and the purchase
is
Done.
Next,
a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair
of
Sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he
wants?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He
just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple....
Like
you!
|
This nifty piece of OfficeSpam was submitted by Jon.
Please Send Me Your OfficeSpam
Office Spam™
| By Cube Dweller | 9:24 AM
Comments
Posted by: angelica at May 10, 2007 10:46 PM
Posted by: person at June 26, 2007 2:51 PM
Duh ,,,,..!
i m DuMb...!
{;)
Posted by: jake GOOsebAlL at August 25, 2007 4:21 PM
so i got all of em right except for the bonus question.
i feel dumb.
Posted by: Kaytee at January 22, 2009 7:42 PM
Post a Comment About "Test for Dementia"
Email "Test for Dementia" to a friend!
