February 28, 2006
ONLY A GUY WOULD DO THIS
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary.
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL!
Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries,... right?
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?
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February 27, 2006
Optical Illusion: Old Lady and Young Lady
See the old woman looking to the left with her chin to her chest. The young lady looking away from you over right shoulder. Notice that the nose of the old lady forms the chin of the young lady.
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February 24, 2006
Optical Illusion Inuit or an Indian
Is this an Inuit or an Indian or both :-)?
It is an Indian looking towards the left and an Inuit with his back to you looking into a cave. Notice that the nose of the Indian forms the left arm of the Eskimo!
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Optical Illusion: Is it really a Square
Yep.
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Optical Illusion Wave
here's one for your tired eyes
This nifty piece of OfficeSpam was submitted by Jon.
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February 23, 2006
How Smart is Your Right Foot?
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.
- While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
- Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction. I told you so .....And there's nothing you can do about it.
This nifty piece of OfficeSpam was submitted by Jon.
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February 20, 2006
funny dice.com movie
Okay Dice.com has a funny little interactive movie you can watch. Pick to go to Chucky Hazben the Sales Manager's cube. Very funny!
Here is a link to the movie: Being IT
Here's the text:
Joe Baby, you are going to be so glad that I caught you before you went home for the weekend. We are going to change all the registration page coding from asp to php. Where not going to change any functionality or anything like that just the file extensions, so make the changes and QA it and oh I told the client that we would have this by 10 am Monday morning. I tell you my commissions are ridding on this baby cha-ching. So, what are you going to do to have this by Monday morning?
This nifty piece of OfficeSpam was submitted by Jon.
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February 17, 2006
Space Escape
Rules to the game:
- Click and Hold the red square.
- Move the red square away from blue shapes
- You die if hit by blue shape or the black side
If you make it to 18 seconds, you are doing brilliantly!
Rumor has it that US fighter pilots play a game like this and make it
for up to two minutes
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optical illusion
To make the optical illusion work you need to first look at it up close, notice the mean guy on the left. Now move at lest 8 feet away from your monitor. The mean guy will switch to the right.
This nifty piece of OfficeSpam was submitted by Jon.
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February 16, 2006
more good spam
Put this one next to the phone booth..
Imagine being at a party over at this guys house.
You've had a few too many and you gotta go.
You open the door, turn on the light and ....
Don't look down...
I almost wonder if this was photoshopped instead of painted like the article claimed.
But who cares - nifty idea...
This nifty piece of office spam was submitted by Jon.
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February 15, 2006
Toilet in Houston - Could you use it?
Here's a picture of a public toilet in HOUSTON..
Now that you have seen the outside view of the toilet, check out how it looks from inside !!!
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February 14, 2006
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