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November 28, 2006
is this the truth or what? 1973 vs. 2006
1973 vs. 2006
Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack of his truck.
1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his truck and gets his to show Jack.
2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
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Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1973 -Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
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Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.
2006- Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
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Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.
1973- Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
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Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.
1973- Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
1973 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a special school for expectant mothers.
2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told to be more careful next time.
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Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1973: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.
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Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1973 - Ants die.
2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
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Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.
1973 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.
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Comments
Pregnancy one sounds good to me.
Posted by: Alpha at December 31, 2006 1:53 PM
this is very dumb. It is all exaggerated to a point where its not funny. Dam conservatives, blame the ACLU for everything.
Posted by: James at December 31, 2006 2:00 PM
James... Don't be all butt-hurt. It IS funny and proves a point.
Posted by: Karu at December 31, 2006 8:23 PM
its sad, but for the most part very true
Posted by: Ed at January 1, 2007 1:15 AM
How about these?
Scenario: Priest abuses kid.
1973: Everyone pretends it didn't happen
2006: Priest is arrested.
Hilarious!
Scenario: Margie is pregnant.
1973: No one acknowleges it, Margie "visits her grandma" for a few months, Margie's grandma (age 57) has as baby, Margie is shunned.
2006: People understand that Margie actually had sex with Bill, and Margie is given a choice as to what to do about it.
LOL
Scenario: Todd fails high school.
1973: Todd's rich daddy buys Todd a diploma a respectable college, where Todd parties for four years.
2006: Todd's rich daddy buys Todd a diploma a respectable college, where Todd parties for four years.
Har de har har.
Lesson learned: None of these people have last names because they never existed!
Perpetuate the hate mongering by forwarding to your friends!
Posted by: Control-J at January 1, 2007 7:52 PM
Hate mongering? Where is the hate mongering? What here encourages hate? Or is that just a label you give to your opponents to make them automatically wrong?
Take a joke man.
Posted by: Jonny T at January 1, 2007 10:55 PM
How about this one...
1973 - Someone tells a joke...even though it's not funny, people laugh in support.
2006- Someone tells a joke...regardless how funny it is, someone, somewhere, sits in the safety of their anonymity behind their keyboard and raises a pseudo-philosophical debate about the immorality of the situation and how it is somehow is leading to the decline of humanity...meanwhile they tell racist jokes to their friends when nobody is in earshot.
Now that's funny.
Posted by: Garf at January 2, 2007 8:30 PM
YOU ALL SUCK
Posted by: PANTS at February 11, 2007 10:33 PM
LOL. Nice one, Garf. I Agree.
Wish things weren't so uptight now'a days.
Posted by: Dare at February 25, 2007 5:23 AM
How about this one: A bunch of retards posted that this was a joke, when it really was not a joke.
Posted by: brad at September 14, 2007 1:41 AM
These are just scenarios, you bunch of idiots.
Posted by: sean at September 14, 2007 1:43 AM
Scenario: Margie is pregnant.
1973: No one acknowleges it, Margie "visits her grandma" for a few months, Margie's grandma (age 57) has as baby, Margie is shunned.
2006: People understand that Margie actually had sex with Bill, and Margie is given a choice as to what to do about it.
Margies "choice" results in an innocent baby being violently murdered while in her womb. Bill goes about his business cause killing a baby frees him of his responsibility, Margie spends her life racked with guilt. A child dies. Feminists applaud.
Posted by: solorunner at September 19, 2007 2:14 PM
Well spoken solorunner.
Posted by: Cube Dweller at September 19, 2007 2:34 PM
lmao its sum what true the worlds gotten a bit sheltered what happened to the good old days grandpa tells me about
Posted by: Harlan at September 28, 2007 10:22 AM
jvilla@baeshen.com thinks thi si funi
Posted by: Jim at October 5, 2007 7:25 PM
