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August 31, 2006

Coloring Book for Lawyers

Here is the link to the PDF if you want that: Coloring Book for Lawyers Download
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Colloring Book for Lawyers
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ThIS IS ME, I am a lawyer. Lawyers are important. They go to important offices and do important things. Color my underpants important.
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ThIS IS MY SUIT. Color it gray or I will lose my job.
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THIS IS MY TRAIN. It takes me to my office every day. You meet lots of interesting people on the train. Color them all gray.
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THIS IS MY ELEVATOR. It takes me way up high. People who are not lawyers stand right next to me in the elevator. Tye are all right, but I would not want my daughter to marry one of them.
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THIS IS MY DESK. It is mahagony. Important people have mahogany desks. My walls are mahogany, too. I wish I were mahogany.
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THIS IS MY TELEPHONE. It has five buttons. Count them. One, two, three, four, five. Five buttons. How many buttons does your phone have? Mine has five.
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THIS IS THE SENIOR PARTNER. He hates me. He calls me bad names, but he gives me lots of raises. My wife calls him "papa".
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THIS IS MY WIFE.
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THIS IS MY SECRETARY. I hate her. She is mean. I used to have a soft, round lady.
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THIS IS MY CLIENT. He smells bad. He has money to spend. I like him.
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THIS IS MY FIRMS'S LUNCHROOM. Sometimes I walk through it and smile at the staff. "Hello, staff," my smile says, "I am one of you." I never eat there.
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THIS IS MY PILL. IT is round. It is pink. It makes me not care.
Watch me take my round, pink pill. ...and not care.
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THIS IS MY SIGNATURE. It is big. It is hard to read. Some people have little signatures that are easy to read. They never make over a thousand a week.

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Comments

start colouring

Posted by: Bell at October 26, 2006 7:12 AM

"I wish I were mahogany."

Freaking awesome.

Posted by: Hyetal at August 17, 2007 12:58 PM

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